February 2012
505 posts
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Annie: I'm fi-
Michael Jackson: ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE
Everyone was so busy talking about Whitney...
mojk483:
ilymorgannn:
werewolfspam:
mcdonaldschip:
… that nobody noticed that David Kelly (The dude that played Grandpa Joe in Tim Burton’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) died. :(
NO!! IS HE DEAD? MY CHILDHOOD HERO - IT’S BLOODY WHITNEY HOUSTON’S FAULT I DID NOT KOW THIS!!
Oh my gosh…..I actually just cried…
D: WHATTTTTT?! This sucks. I loved him :c
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
...
Patrick: Wait! I have an idea.
Spongebob: Really? What is it?
Patrick: Let’s leave.
Always gets me!